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Dav-Em

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Dav-Em last won the day on November 14 2016

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    Davis Emery
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    Retired engineer with 30+ years in the petro-chem industry

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  1. A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt... there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again." The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" "No, just up to my boobs ... I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
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