Ya'll probably wondering why my left eye is partially closed. Well what happened was this: Last night as my wife was finishing the dinner dishes, I was standing behind her.
All I said was, "Would you like to go out, girl?"
Without even turning around my wife said, "Oh yes, I'd love to....
We had a wonderful evening and later, she thanked me for surprising her with a night out.
Everything was going along so great until I said that: "I was actually talking to the dog"...