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Dav-Em last won the day on November 14 2016

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    Davis Emery
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    Retired engineer with 30+ years in the petro-chem industry

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  1. Dav-Em

    Do you know any jokes?

    I'm so proud of him!
  2. Dav-Em

    What are you listening to?

    a vid clip from when Ronnie was younger and more spry
  3. Dav-Em

    What are you listening to?

  4. Dav-Em

    Do you know any jokes?

    The Tomato Garden An old gentleman lived alone in Kansas City. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
  5. Dav-Em

    Do you know any jokes?

    Penis Surgery- A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything; however, your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up. So, the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?" "Yes I have," says the man. "And has she helped you make a decision?" "Yes," says the man. "What is your decision?" asks the doctor. "We're getting granite counter tops."
  6. Dav-Em

    What are you listening to?

    I found this quite nice. RIP Frank
  7. Dav-Em

    What are you listening to?

    This is a good one On original vinyl ! Bob Latino ST-120 + AR91 = ☺️
  8. Dav-Em

    What are you listening to?

  9. Dav-Em

    Song of the day

    I don't seem to have an icon button to insert a video. https://youtu.be/Ihhog0Ui38w
  10. OK guys. What I did was put each name on a separate piece of paper of equal size and put them in a shallow bowl. I went to the top of the stairs and tossed them down (not the bowl of course). The one that went the furthest was the winner. (I'm sure I had a professor back in college that graded papers this way). And the winner is >>>> Sk1Bum PM me your addy and I'll get it in the mail.
  11. I'll gladly include you Dennis47
  12. Making sure I have everyone that's 'IN' Dadvw Sk1Bum oldtexasdog Is that everyone, or did I miss anyone?
  13. You mean that's NOT his mancave.
  14. Holy Moly Loner-T. Did you leave any at the store? LOL Not sure if 5 x 500t or 16 remotes (and knowing which does what) is more impressive.
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