A farmer is selling his hunting dog. Advertised as the best hunting dog ever.
A buyer comes over and the farmer gives a demonstration.
They take the dog to a wooded wet land, as they approach the water the farmer sends the
dog into the bush. A few minutes later the dog comes out and hits the ground 3 times with his paw.
The farmer looks at the fella and they walk into the bush, sure enough there are 3 ducks swimming in the pond.
The fella looks astonished. They walk a little farther and the farmer sends the dog into the bush again.
This time the dog is gone a little longer, but he returns and hits the ground with his paw 8 times. The farmer
and the fella walk into the bush, sure enough there are 8 ducks swimming in a pond.
"UNBELIEVABLE" the fella says, how much for the dog?....they strike a deal, and the dog goes home with
his new owner.
The next day the fella takes the dog hunting, he sends the dog into the bush. The dog is gone for quite a while, but
finally returns. To the horror of the new owner the dog runs around in circles, stops, starts humping his new
owners leg, stops, grabs a stick from the ground and shakes his head violently. The dog drops the stick and sits in front of the fella and wags his tail looking up for praise. The new owner is shocked..he sends the dog back into the bush one more time. He waits. Again, after some time the dog returns, runs around in circles, humps the fellas leg,
grabs a stick and shakes his head violently, then sits and looks up anticipating praise.
The fella is furious, he gathers the dog and heads for the farmers house. When they get there the fella demands his money back, saying he had been scammed. The farmer asks the fella what the dog did, the fella explains. Ran into the bush, returned, ran around in circles, humped his leg, then shook a stick!
The farmer smiled, looked at the fella and said " the dog is fine, you just dont understand. Hes trying to tell you
thats there more fuken ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!!"