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  1. *Male Reasoning* This is a conversation between a man and a woman. Please note that she asked five or six questions, which he answered quite simply, but then she was speechless after answering only one question. Woman: “Do you drink beer?” Man: “Yes.” Woman: “How many beers a day?” Man: “Usually about three.” Woman: “How much do you pay per beer?” Man: “Five dollars, which includes a tip.” (This is where it gets scary!) Woman: “And how long have you been drinking?” Man: “About 20 years, I suppose.” Woman: “So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year that would be approximately $5,400, correct?” Man: “Correct.” Woman: “If in one year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past twenty years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?” Man: “Correct.” Woman: “Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and, after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could’ve by now bought an airplane?” Man: “Do you drink beer?” Woman: “No.” Man: “Where’s your airplane?”
  2. Glad you're back and all's well Joe! Have to say tho, I'm just a little jealous of your new TV purchase LOL!
  3. Welcome to the site Doug!!! I see you need one of the FEW manuals that ISN'T in the library here......hopefully one of the other members will be able to help you on your search!!! Enjoy the perks of the site and ALL of its OUTSTANDING members.......and beware OCCD LOL!!!! Cheers
  4. Welcome to the site Uncle!!!! That's some good looking gear you've got there......when do we get some pics of the Maggies along with the stack
  5. Pretty sickening.......looks like it should be a pretty good movie. REALLY similar to this documentary that's been out for a while now:
  6. Well that's been my hope for some time now Gene. I've been keeping an eye on comic prices for a while and they seem to be much like guns in regards to their value.......they steadily keep climbing !!! I've been meaning to go back thru my comics and start selling off some of the randoms and duplicates I have so I can chip away at my Everest of debt, but I need to set aside a solid 2-3 days that I can go thru them all.......sorting thru 20+ short boxes FULL of comics can eat up some time !!!
  7. Linking to trailers for *those* would certainly increase traffic to the site... To keep things topical, how many superheroes/villains use sound or hearing as a power? Daredevil comes to mind. Banshee from the X-men comes to mind.....Superman obviously has enhanced hearing/sight/pretty much everything else.
  8. Trust me, if MY comic collection was porn I would definitely have a SERIOUS problem !!!
  9. I agree.....I'm a HUGE comic nut and have really loved most of the 'superhero' movies that they've been re-making since the early 2000's. Still really enjoy the originals too......Superman, Batman, etc. If I showed you guys a picture of my comic collection you'd probably realize why I'm in so much debt LOL!!!!
  10. Congrats Mark!!! You truly are an asset to this forum and keeping Carver gear alive with your EXTREME generosity in Karma and unending willingness to help others repair their gear!!!
  11. Welcome aboard the SS Carver Ben!!! Now that you've made the 'plunge' into the Carver pool it won't take long for the inevitable OCCD to kick in.......enjoy your gear for now, you'll surely be itching to upgrade before too long LOL!!!
  12. Welcome Chris.....and thanks for the pic!!! You're already doing better than I am.......I've still yet to post a pic of my setup (partly do to the fact that it's all getting refreshed still) LOL!!!
  13. What a great thread! I'm gonna have to try a few of these out once I get the 'test' m-500t mkII from Mark and the A400X from Gene
  14. So my cousin (who shares my field of study as an engineer....although he's a civil) sent me a link to this. It's an engineering students answer to a 'bonus question' on a chemistry exam in Arizona. It gave me a pretty good chuckle !!! HELL!!!!!
  15. Thanks for the 'crash-course' Perry!!! To this day one of my favorite movies of ALL TIME is 'Strange Brew' with Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis.......not sure if EITHER of them is Canadian, but that movie cracks me up EVERY TIME LOL!!! Take off you Hoser!!!
  16. That is pretty good.......they must make good sport of it up there LOL!!!
  17. 00cbirdw

    Godzilla 2014

    Just saw that a little bit ago, looks interesting.......hopefully its better than the one several years back with 'Ferris Bueller' LOL!!!
  18. First cassette = Def Leapord "Hysteria" First CD = Weezer (self titled from '94) & Offspring "Smash"
  19. CLASSIC LOL!!! Where do you come up with this stuff Gene!!!
  20. That is phuking HILARIOUS Gene !!! The first chick sounds like my brother.....except he IS smart, he just doesn't choose to apply it to his job (our family engineering firm) !!! And the pothead sounds like me in my younger days......minus the horrible sounding attire and the giant friggin dog LOL!!! BTW, LOVE your analogy of you're work crew as Scooby-Doo......except for some reason you don't strike me as an 'ascot' type of fellow !!!
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