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About randog311

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    Galveston Island, Texas
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    Randy
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    Pro Wrench / Semi Retired

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  1. randog311

    Do you know any jokes?

    What did the Zen Master say to the hotdog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?
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    Do you know any jokes?

    https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2018/08/07/636275232/kiki-challenge-inspires-2-farmers-to-dance-awesomely-with-oxen-in-the-mud
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    Do you know any jokes?

    Imagine the disappointment if a Wolf knew it's descendant would be a Pug... That's how your Grandpa feels when he sees your man bun...
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    Do you know any jokes?

    A German gentlemen goes on Holiday to France... When he reaches Customs he is asked: Occupation? He replied: No, just visiting... No offense of any kind intended...
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    Do you know any jokes?

    I Too am Irish (and also German) I propose we give each other Humor Therapy in the form of Jokes, keep them coming, I enjoy all forms of Humor... Later randog311
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    Do you know any jokes?

    What do you call an Irish Carpet Muncher? Gaelic...
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    Do you know any jokes?

    Why do Texans make such lousy lovers? They think 8 seconds is a good ride...
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    Do you know any jokes?

    What's the difference between the Color Pink and the Color Purple? The amount of Grip...
  9. randog311

    Do you know any jokes?

    For less Confusion: Change the scenario... Swap out a word or two with another of a similar meaning... Perhaps you be able to make better sence of the joke? I had to be creative to make this joke "Passable" in the "Censored" world in which we now live.
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    Do you know any jokes?

    Well, I'm fairly new to being a Texan (less than a year)... Did you hear about the Texan that died and the Funeral Home found that he was too large to fit in the Casket... They gave him an Enema and were able to fit him in a shoebox... Keep the Texan and American Jokes coming...
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    SOLD: M500t & M500 mkII's for sale

    I randog311 am said client On August 9th 2018 I SOLD both the m-500 MKII & the m-500t MKII to a new Site Member EADG, he has paid in full for both units😉 Thank You Nahash5150 & EADG Later, randog311
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    Do you know any jokes?

    O Canada How can you tell if a Redneck from Alberta is Married... There will be dried chewing tabacco on both sides of his pickup truck...
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    Do you know any jokes?

    The Wait Staff were refilling Wine Glasses at the Company Holiday Party, everything was going well, then Confusion set in when someone said the two words together as one of the Wait Staff members attempted to top-off their glass... (Don't & Stop), and then a couple people on the corner said: " Me Also, Me Also"
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    Do you know any jokes?

    Do you know why there are so many Italians named "Tony"? When they Immigrated, they were "Stamped": "To New York"
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    Do you know any jokes?

    God and Adam were just hanging out in the Garden of Eden... Adam say's: "Lord, I've been noticing that all of the animals have "Mates", Can I have a Mate Too? Yes Adam, but it will cost you an arm and a leg... Adam ponders for awhile and asks: What can I get for a rib?
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