DrummerJuice 1,278 Posted October 13, 2018 Share Posted October 13, 2018 My wife and I like it "Doggy Style" It's where I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead!;) 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 14, 2018 Share Posted October 14, 2018 https://goo.gl/images/hOcQZ0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Mom said that if I don't get off the Computer and do my Homework that She's gonna Slam My Head into the Keyboard. But I think She's jokingfwgkphgfddguiyf 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Do you realize that in about 25 years we'll have thousands of old Ladies running around with tramp stamps and piercings...AARRRPP... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddyjt 8,606 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok." She thinks that is a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" exclaims the woman. ”Don’t worry yourself” he grins “In just a second it’s going to say ADIDAS!” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 My Girlfriends Dad asked me what I do... Apparently "your daughter" wasn't the answer he was expecting... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dnspy007 1,475 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since all the doctors are now Muslim... I've found that a bacon sandwich works great! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Dnspy007 said: Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since all the doctors are now Muslim... I've found that a bacon sandwich works great! I told that joke just Monday at the Dental Visit for my Wife? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 17, 2018 Share Posted October 17, 2018 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 18, 2018 Share Posted October 18, 2018 Do you know what the red dot on a Woman's forehead is... It's part of the Wedding Dowry, on the Wedding night, the Husband gets to "Scratch it off"... He finds out if He won a 7/11, a Shell Station, a Motel or gets to do Computer Support.... It is called a "Bindi", every person of the Hindu Faith that I have told this Joke to has laughed and said that it was Funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 19, 2018 Share Posted October 19, 2018 Two Blondes were driving to Disneyland, they saw a Sign that said: " Disneyland Left"... They started crying and went home... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dav-Em 335 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 If it's not Healthy for us to eat in the middle of the night... Why do refrigerators have lights inside? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 20, 2018 Share Posted October 20, 2018 I asked my wife if she still fantasizes about me after all these years... She said: "Yes-about taking out the trash, mowing the lawn and doing the dishes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 A "Healthy Sleep" not only promotes a longer life... It also shortens the work day... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dav-Em 335 Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 A middle aged Teacher asked Her Students: "If I say that I am Beautiful". "Which tense" is that? Little Jonny responded: "Obviously Past" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Math Teacher: "If I have six bottles in one hand and five in the other, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,609 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 1 hour ago, randog311 said: Math Teacher: "If I have six bottles in one hand and five in the other, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem" No, you obviously have NO problem, drinking! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Girl, you must be an Angel, because your Texture Mapping is so Divine... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Maybe if we start telling people that the brain is an "App", then they will start using it... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 A little Boy asked his Father: "How much does it cost to get Married?" "I don't know son, I'm still paying" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Speaking with someone from San Francisco is like trying to explain Social Media to a 90 Year Old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,198 Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 I think the current Generation will have to go into separate rooms and Text each other to work out their differences... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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