PhilDent 1,714 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 On 1/21/2019 at 9:08 PM, randog311 said: "Political Correctness" has gotten so far out of hand that the PC Police will soon be requiring us to refer to the "Local Drug Dealer" as an "Undocumented Pharmacist"... I heard this joke a little differently: Calling illegal aliens "undocumented immigrants" is like calling drug dealers "unlicensed pharmacists" 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,204 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,204 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 What's the Worst thing to bring to a Mexican Stand Off? A Chair... Although with the current Southern Border Security / Partial Government Shutdown going on with no end in sight... A whole bunch of Chairs may come in useful... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,204 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 My Aunt's Zodiac Sign is Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.. She fell asleep on the Beach and was eaten by Crabs... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddyjt 8,622 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,204 Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 What's the Worst part of eating vegetables? Trying to get them back in the wheelchair... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddyjt 8,622 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pindrop 330 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk1Bum 9,886 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 HONK IF YOU HATE NOISE POLLUTION! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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randog311 7,204 Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Politically Incorrect Humor (WARNING, if you don't embrace Politically Incorrect Humor = Do Not Open Link / Otherwise = Enjoy) https://politicallyincorrecthumor.com/meme-galleries/immigration-meme-gallery/ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danowood 2,167 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,204 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 My Daughter took her Driving Test the other day... She Scored 8 out of 10? The other two pedestrians managed to jump clear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,204 Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 (edited) If Love is Blind, why is Lingerie and Alcohol so popular? Edited February 4, 2019 by randog311 Speaking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk1Bum 9,886 Posted February 3, 2019 Share Posted February 3, 2019 I'm confused. Did Governor Northam refuse to resign from his office or the Klan? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichP714 3,151 Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Jesus drives an honda, he just doesn't brag about it. Source: john 12:49 "For I did not speak of my own Accord... " 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbskeam 1,728 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Teacher: Give an example of a business failure do to careless management? Me: A prostitute getting pregnant. Teacher: Leave my class. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnaryder 756 Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 Hell of a rig Mike!!! ray A listen would certainly be worth airfare 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddyjt 8,622 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,204 Posted February 8, 2019 Share Posted February 8, 2019 Mommy, what is Political Correctness? https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fpics.me.me%2Fthumb_mommy-what-is-political-correctness-dear-thats-giving-up-your-37407796.png&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fme.me%2Fi%2Fmommy-what-is-political-correctness-dear-thats-giving-up-your-c484830432f74eb8b34ab6e681d2fb54&docid=u274YZ6D8J0sEM&tbnid=Yjcgd9itz6BUTM%3A&vet=1&w=200&h=158&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,204 Posted February 9, 2019 Share Posted February 9, 2019 What's the difference between the color Pink and the color Purple? The amount of grip... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichP714 3,151 Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 “It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence.” Schrodinger would be proud 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,204 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) Most Women won't answer Video Calls after 9:00 PM because their Faces have been returned to Factory Settings... Edited February 12, 2019 by randog311 Ghost removed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,204 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) I finally found my Wife's "G-Spot"... Turns out it was in her Sister... Edited February 12, 2019 by randog311 Ghost Removal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbskeam 1,728 Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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