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Mom said that if I don't get off the Computer and do my Homework that She's gonna Slam My Head into the Keyboard.

But I think She's jokingfwgkphgfddguiyf

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Do you realize that in about 25 years we'll have thousands of old Ladies running around with tramp stamps and piercings...AARRRPP...

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A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she 
goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his 
tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok." She thinks 
that is a bit odd and asks him about it.

Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and 
Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees 
"Puma" tattooed on his leg.

He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear 
comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back 
with shock.

"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" exclaims the woman.

 

”Don’t worry yourself” he grins “In just a second it’s going to say ADIDAS!”

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