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I saw a Sign that said: "Watch for Children"...

I thought: "That sounds like a fair trade"...

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Entered what I ate today into my new fitness App and it sent an Ambulance to my house...

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Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy

COWS

 

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think that 50% of Americans have lost their minds...

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Husband takes the wife to a Club.

 

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works.

 

Wife turns to her husband and says.......See that guy,  25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.

 

Husband says....Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

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My kids are now at the age where they are beginning to understand embarrassment...

This is my time to shine... 

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The first Computer dates back to Adam and Eve,  it was an Apple with limited memory,  just one byte. And then everything crashed...

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