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A Woman says to the Dentist: "I don't know which is worse,  having a tooth pulled or having a baby "...

Dentist: "Well make up your mind, I gotta adjust the chair'...

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I purchased a box of condoms earlier today,  the cashier asked me if I wanted a bag?

I said:  "Nah, I'll just Turn off the lights"...

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The Future,  Present and the Past walked into a Bar....

Things got a little Tense...

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Turns out my wife is pretty Smart...

I told her that our Grandchildren are Spoiled...

She said: "They all Smell that way"...

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To be fair and balanced...

 

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The irony here is that the reader assumes they know the gender of the "I" in the first line...,

 

And we really don't know!

 

Now that is fair and balanced!  😎 LoL 

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