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"The New England Journal of Medicine reports agrees that 9 out of 10 Doctors agrees that 1 out of 10 Doctors is an Idiot. "   -Jay Leno

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Judge: "Why did you steal the Car?"

 

Man: "I had to get to work"

 

Judge: "Why didn't you take the Bus?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man: "I don't have a License to drive a Bus"... 

 

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From the most Interesting Man in the World (in Michigan):

 

"I don't always avoid Pot Holes"...

 

 

 

 

 

 

"But when I do, I hit four more"...

 

 

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"I'm on a Whiskey Diet,  I've lost 3 Days already."

 - Tommy Cooper 

 

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"The people that Vote for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award Voter  with  a Tampon in her purse."  - Joan Rivers 

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A man is being arrested by a Female Police Officer,  She informes the Gentleman that: "Anything He says, can and will be held against Him"...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gentlemen: "Boobs"

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So what if I  don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world...

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Two Blonde friends are taking a nature hike when they came upon a set of tracks,  one Blonde says: "I think these are Bear tracks."

Other Blonde says: "I think these are Deer Tracks. "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They were still arguing when the Train hit them...

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To be happy with a Man, you should Understand Him a lot and Love Him a little...

To be happy with a Woman, you should Love Her a lot and not Understand Her at all...

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker...

But when I got to his home, all the signs were there...

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