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Gene C

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A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she 
goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his 
tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok." She thinks 
that is a bit odd and asks him about it.

Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and 
Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees 
"Puma" tattooed on his leg.

He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear 
comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his penis. She jumps back 
with shock.

"I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" exclaims the woman.

 

”Don’t worry yourself” he grins “In just a second it’s going to say ADIDAS!”

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1 minute ago, Dnspy007 said:

Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

 

But, since all the doctors are now Muslim... 

 

I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!

 

I told that joke just Monday at the Dental Visit for my Wife?

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Do you know what the red dot on a Woman's forehead is...

It's part of the Wedding Dowry,  on the Wedding night,  the Husband gets to "Scratch it off"...

He finds out if He won a 7/11, a Shell Station,  a Motel or gets to do Computer Support....

 

It is called a "Bindi", every person of the Hindu Faith that I have told this Joke to has laughed and said that it was Funny...

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1 hour ago, randog311 said:

Math Teacher: "If I have six bottles in one hand and five in the other, what do I have?"

Student: "A drinking problem"

 

No, you obviously have NO problem, drinking!  ?

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