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On ‎1‎/‎21‎/‎2019 at 9:08 PM, randog311 said:

"Political Correctness" has gotten so far out of hand that the PC Police will soon be requiring us to refer to the "Local Drug Dealer" as an "Undocumented Pharmacist"...

I heard this joke a little differently:  Calling illegal aliens "undocumented immigrants" is like calling drug dealers "unlicensed pharmacists"

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What's the Worst thing to bring to a Mexican Stand Off?

A Chair...

 

Although with the current Southern Border Security / Partial Government Shutdown going on with no end in sight...

 

A whole bunch of Chairs may come in useful...

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My Aunt's Zodiac Sign is Cancer,  pretty ironic how she died.. 

She fell asleep on the Beach and was eaten by Crabs...

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What's the Worst part of eating vegetables?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Trying to get them back in the wheelchair...

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My Daughter took her Driving Test the other day...

She Scored 8 out of 10😁

The other two pedestrians managed to jump clear😱

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If Love is Blind,  why is Lingerie and Alcohol so popular?

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Teacher:  Give an example of a business failure do to careless management?

 

Me:  A prostitute getting pregnant.

 

Teacher:   Leave my class.

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What's the difference between the color Pink and the color Purple?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The amount of grip...

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Most Women won't answer Video Calls after 9:00 PM because their Faces have been returned to Factory Settings...

 

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I finally found my Wife's "G-Spot"...

Turns out it was in her Sister...

 

 

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