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The Lord and Adam are hanging out together in the Garden of Eden,  Adam says: "Lord,  I've noticed that all of the Animals have Mates, could I also have a Mate?"

Lord: "Yes Adam,  but it will cost you an Arm & a Leg"...

Adam thinks about it a bit and asks: " What can I get for a Rib?"...

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I was playing Chess with a friend of Mine and he said: "Let's make this interesting"...

So we quit playing Chess...

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I find it ironic that the colors Red,  White and Blue stand for Freedom until you see them flashing behind you...

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2 hours ago, RichP714 said:

That's too on point to be funny dude; I live in Nebraska, and the potholes have taken a turn for the worse since they switched from salted sand to liquid ice melt

Too true - around here, driving straight's an automatic DUI - you'd have to be drunk to not constantly swerve around the cauldron holes.

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While not exactly a joke, I'm sure many of you, at least, will find humour in this.   

#-oOne of my "precious" fur-kids has taken to doing this for attention:

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I apparently, now, have to pay a toll, to use my own bathroom, sigh!   And yes, she usually does it when time is of the essence.  :V:

 

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2 hours ago, randog311 said:

 

 

 

And that would be why I let the tech's on this site go inside my equipment, while I stay on the knob and button side.  :D

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My Brother and I were at the Hospital visiting our Grandmother...

 

My Brother says:  "Grams, I can't stand to see you like this"

 

Grams replies: "Well then get the Hell Out"!...

 

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My Wife and and I have reached the difficult decision that we don't want Children...

If anybody does,  please forward your contact information so that we can drop them off...

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