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I feel horrible about this, honestly. Nineteen Hundred and Eighty Five Paul McCartney Oh no one left alive in Covid-1985, will ever do She can't get flight She can't get wine She may get sick but she won't get swine 'Cause I got flu Oh, oh Y, oh oh Y Well I just can't enough of that sweet TP My little lady wipes her behind (Wash it, baby, don't touch it) Oh my mama said the virus would come And I would find myself in bed with flu I didn't think I fever dreamed That I would be around, to see it all come unglued Whoa oh oh Y, oh oh Y Well I just can't get enough of that sweet TP My little lady wipes her behind Ah no one left alive in Covid-1985, will ever do She can't get flight She can't get wine She may get sick but she won't get swine 'Cause I got flu Oh oh Y, oh oh Y Well I just can't get enough of that sweet TP My little lady wipes her behind

Moved from the incorrect thread. sorry about that! And a turn to the dark side (Steely Dan's Hey 19) Way back when we were in Wuhan I was the dandy of the wet market Sweet things from bat caves So young and tender Barbequed so light and lively Where the hell’s my mask ? Covid-19 No, we can't dance together (We can't dance together) No, we can't touch at all Please leave me alone when you slide on down Covid-19 That's not the cold virus Can’t take it down with a shot of whiskey It's hard times befallen The sole survivors She thinks I'm crazy But I'm just growin' old Covid-19 No, we’re not the common sniffles And we can't dance together No, we can't touch at all Please leave me along when you slide on down Try’in Cuervo Gold Maybe some fine Colombian Make tonight a survivable thing (Say it again) Try Cuervo Gold Maybe some fine Colombian Make tonight a survivable thing Lots of Cuervo Gold Lines of fine Colombian Make tonight a less frightfull thing No, we can't dance together No, we can't touch at all…

Creed Fisher's Outlaw Influence Volume 1 was released on March 6, 2020. This is old school country music with a touch of Hank Jr. influence. "If you listen to a just a few tracks from his latest album, you might think Creed Fisher was born with a guitar in his hand. One after another, his songs are so relevant today, yet steeped in tradition that you may think you missed out on a classic that everyone else already knows. However, this West Texas native only picked up a guitar seven short years ago to start writing and performing. And with nothing more than some hard times and soul searching, Fisher weaves a familiarity into his songs that is more often found in the timeless hits of well known artists." Duncan Warrick, Country Music People Magazine

Nicely done, Rod. I think I'll look at some Peter Gabriel songs. 😷

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son,I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.' While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,a fat old lady in a motorized cart moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. The doors opened and a young blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son..... 'Go get your Mother'

Thanks to Greg for another fine Cigar box I've re-purposed to house my tubes. I took one of his blank boxes and cut the foam he shipped it to me and made a nice little box to house tubes. This one has some neat looking feet on the corners. When you pick up one of his buffers (Highly recommended) consider another box to hold some tubes!

This might be fun. I'm going to start with a shamelessly stolen facebook meme, but there's lots of wiggle room here. Something else is thinking you knew the lyrics, but you had them all wrong, songs notorious for folks getting the lyrics wrong, that sort of thing. The first:

https://i.imgur.com/lNs7hAH.gifv No Toilet Paper! No Problem!

To the tune of "I Just Want To Celebrate" I just want to vaccinate for the covid bug today I just want to vaccinate so I ain't afraid of the spray. I put my faith in the media But the media let me down So I turned the channel And I carry on, anyhow That's why I'm telling you I just want to vaccinate, yeah, yeah For the covid bug today, yeah I just want to vaccinate for another day of life Had my hand on the Charmin And the Charmin flew away But the old hand towel is cleanin on me And it will be OK. That's why I'm telling you I just want to vaccinate, yeah, yeah For the covid bug today, yeah I just want to vaccinate so I ain't afraid of the spray. I just want to vaccinate for the covid bug today. Don't let it all get you down, no, no Don't let it turn you around and around and around, no

This one is pretty dark... CCR's Proud Mary. Left a big mob in the city Runnin' from the bug ev'ry night and day And I never had one minute of sleepin' Worryin' 'bout the way things might have to be Covid keeps on killin' Bodies keep on burnin' Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river Dug a lot of plots in Memphis Pumped a lot of drugs down in New Orleans But I never saw the good side of the sickness 'Til I hitched a ride on a hospital bed queen Covid keeps on killin’ Bodies keep on burnin' Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river If you come down with the fever Bet you gonna find some people who hide You don't have to worry 'cause you have no money People on the river are running’ scared Covid keeps on killing’ Bodies keep on burnin' Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river

Interesting game. (Dancing in the moonlight - King Harvest) "We hide from other folks on sight When that panic is full and tight It's a super-un-natural fright Everybody was runnin’ for the Purell site Everybody tryin’ to get out of sight They don't have to bark and they don't have to bite If your mask is loose, you can’t survive the fight Everybody was hidin’ from their Covid fright…"

I just spit soda all over my keyboard.....

The "Mr Happy" Poem My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout Time was when on it's own accord, From my trousers it would spring But now I've got a full-time job, To find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, The way it would behave For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave. Now as old age approaches, It sure gives me the blues To see it hang it's little head, And watch me tie my shoes....

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked "What are you doing with that dog?" One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog." Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed. He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying, beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and ending with, "Why, when I was your age, I never told a lie." There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them, the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give him the dog."