Do you know what the red dot on a Woman's forehead is...
It's part of the Wedding Dowry, on the Wedding night, the Husband gets to "Scratch it off"...
He finds out if He won a 7/11, a Shell Station, a Motel or gets to do Computer Support....
It is called a "Bindi", every person of the Hindu Faith that I have told this Joke to has laughed and said that it was Funny...