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    Do you know any Jokes? Cartoons? Funny Memes?

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    I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
    The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
    Finally, I thought about an age-old question:
    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
    Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
    Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
    On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
    I rest my case. Time for another beer.

     

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    What are you listening to?

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    I traveled to CO last weekend and had time in the airport etc, so I was listening to new country music on the XM app. on my phone. Really enjoyed the country music storytelling alot. I will listen again.

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