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Happy Bday Barry

Welcome Will Dew. The upgrades for the C1 and M500t that a few members suggested are well worth it. I can tell you they are jaw dropping and will give you an Oh Wow factor. It blows the stock sound quality away.

The Parrot

o    A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally settled on a parrot that was perched in the back of the store for $50.00.

She asked the shopkeeper why the parrot was so cheap, to which he replied, "Well, I have to tell you, the birds last owner was a madam at a whorehouse and he occasionally makes off color remarks that may offend some people."

Thinking that the price was right and she could handle anything he might say, she took him. When she got home she set the bird down on the table. He looked around and said, "New house, new madam".

"That's not so bad," she thought.

A little while later, her daughters got home from school, and the parrot spoke again, "New house, new madam, new whores."

Even though she felt a little insulted, she thought that wasn't so bad either.

Later that evening, her husband Ray came home.

The parrot again spoke out...

This time it said, "Hi Ray!"

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, And at the appropriate point in the process, told him That he would now need to enter a password.

Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured He would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, He made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying

>> >P*

>> >E*

>> >N*

>> >I*

>> >S*

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED.  NOT LONG ENOUGH

I actually still have a DBX 224 decoder/encoder.

Welcome. I don’t own any Sunfire’s but they should be able to handle the Maggie’s. They have two optional outputs. One is voltage driven and the other is current driven. Someone can chime in on which would work best. I would also think a M1.0t mkII would be up to the task.

Wife advise. I’d buy both and just set them up on the rack like they have always been there. She may not even notice. If she does then just say you rearranged or reconfigured the system. Always worked for me. Fortunately, I no longer have to ease or sneak new pieces in. 

I sampled the album on Amazon. I can hear why you like it, but not my type of music. We all have different taste. ?

Welcome. You'll love it here!!

Welcome to the rabbit hole of OCCD. Lol. You’ll love it hear!

BTW, there's several members here in your area.

I prefer Digital, CD, SACD. Streaming Spotify and iPod for convenience when I have a house full of guests. I still have just over 400 LP’s that are stored in sealed bends. Turntable is also stored.

A man saw a Lion in the bush and kneeled down and started praying. When he open his eyes he was surprised to see the Lion kneeling down in front of him praying too. What a shock. The man asked the Lion, are you a Christian too? The Lion said no Stupid, don’t you pray before you eat?

Looking good there

 Volume One by Kool & Klean on Spotify. Nice and Smooth Jazz with a room filling Bass and Sax.

Jade, you can feel relaxed here. Great people and willing to share knowledge and experiences.

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.. One says "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." I don't think I have ever heard of that one:, says the other cowboy, "what is it"?" "Well, its where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands, and then you whisper in her ear, "Boy, these feel just like your sister's - then you try to hold on for 8 seconds."

He hit each and every point I thought of. Sound Quality is also very objective. What I like could sound like crap to someone else and visa versa.

Welcome. Your post made me burst out laughing. Make sure your next lady respects your love of equipment. It'll make life easier. Glad you found us. Lots of help and great people are here.

I put my own tracks on a CDR and let it play. My taste is different than most here.

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. She said… ‘Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!’ So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said ‘There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!’ So I bought her an electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, ‘In the lake.’

8. She got a mud-pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, ‘Am I too late for the garbage?’ The driver said, ‘No, jump in!’

10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

12. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, ‘What’s on the TV?’ I said, ‘Dust!

 

IT'S TRASH!!!!!  That white van trick has been around for years.  Used to sit in Circuit City and Best Buy parking lots waiting for people.  One day I told them let me test them out in my house that wasn't far from the store ( I knew the security system in that house was pretty much fool proof). When I hooked them up they couldn't compare to anything I had. Not even close. I was running Bose 901VI's at the time. The power amp almost killed the white van speakers. I sent them packing and have warned people every since. They were even on the news here as a scam.

 

Security system or not, I wouldn't let trash like that in my place... Or the speakers. 

 

You're right. I was much younger back and a risk taker. I wouldn't do it now in these times. 

IT'S TRASH!!!!!  That white van trick has been around for years.  Used to sit in Circuit City and Best Buy parking lots waiting for people.  One day I told them let me test them out in my house that wasn't far from the store ( I knew the security system in that house was pretty much fool proof). When I hooked them up they couldn't compare to anything I had. Not even close. I was running Bose 901VI's at the time. The power amp almost killed the white van speakers. I sent them packing and have warned people every since. They were even on the news here as a scam.