Weird headline of the day

[danowood 1,549]

https://www.upliftingtoday.com/2018/07/doctors-warn-women-that-they-should-not-put-wasps-nests-in-their-vaginas/?fbclid=IwAR3ZH5uavLyRZX37AEufudU9E6k4njSlfBR6zyEasr8WIiiQrob8ir4luUk  

[Brian_at_HHH 1,085]

Totally in the WTF realm @danowood   

 

One has to wonder where things like this originate from.  

[MLB111 171]

Might be a great conversation starter with a woman you just met.  "Oh, say, do you stick wasp nests up your vagina"?

[Brian_at_HHH 1,085]

5 minutes ago, MLB111 said:

Might be a great conversation starter with a woman you just met.  "Oh, say, do you stick wasp nests up your vagina"?

 

And what happens if she says "yes?"   

[Sk1Bum 6,037]

Just now, Brian_at_HHH said:

And what happens if she says "yes?"   

 

RUN!

[MLB111 171]

Be calm.  Stay cool.  Grab your cell and and say:  "Please excuse me.  It's my wife and the oldest of our 10 kids is sick".  Turn and (as Sk says) run.

[Daddyjt 4,269]

 

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mississippi-state-rep-allegedly-punched-wife

 

 

[Daddyjt 4,269]

I suppose if one one uses the former too much, the later may be necessary...

 

 

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/female-squash-competitors-shocked-after-prizes-include-sex-toy-callus-remover

[MLB111 171]

7 hours ago, Daddyjt said:

Apparently this outstanding Mississippi state rep dick head never heard of Lorena Bobbitt.

[RichP714 2,510]

Just in Time!

 

Space aliens are breeding with humans, university instructor says ;

a secret breeding program creating alien-human hybrids who can survive climate change.

 

https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/space-aliens-are-breeding-humans-university-instructor-says-scientists-say-ncna1008971

[zumbini 6,023]

I kept waiting for Georgio Tsuokalos to appear.  

 

[MLB111 171]

2 hours ago, RichP714 said:

a secret breeding program creating alien-human hybrids who can survive climate change.

Naw.  What we really need is a breeding program creating alien-human hybrids who can survive politicians.

[Brian_at_HHH 1,085]

1 hour ago, MLB111 said:

Naw.  What we really need is a breeding program creating alien-human hybrids who can survive politicians.

 

Neither Sci-Fi or Fantasy has ever been able to conceive of such an amazing creature!

[AndrewJohn 2,736]

6 hours ago, Brian_at_HHH said:

Neither Sci-Fi or Fantasy has ever been able to conceive of such an amazing creature!

 

...then we're screwed.  

 

(Recall that many Rodenberry ideas on Star Trek have become real..., (communicator -> smartphone, etc.)

[Brian_at_HHH 1,085]

4 hours ago, AndrewJohn said:

 

...then we're screwed.  

 

(Recall that many Rodenberry ideas on Star Trek have become real..., (communicator -> smartphone, etc.)

 

@AndrewJohn we have been screwed in that sense since the first hominids gathered into a group.

 

And yes, Rodenberry, and some of the early Sci-Fi writers were truly visionary - especially given the technology they had to extrapolate from.  Even Jules Verne got many things right.  Sadly, so did George Orwell.

[Daddyjt 4,269]

16 hours ago, zumbini said:

I kept waiting for Georgio Tsuokalos to appear.  

 

 

I kinda respect this guy, in a weird sorta way, because I think he really BELIEVES this stuff... that, or he’s really, really high all the time?

[Sk1Bum 6,037]

13 hours ago, Brian_at_HHH said:

 

Neither Sci-Fi or Fantasy has ever been able to conceive of such an amazing creature!

 

L. Ron Hubbard -- Mission Earth

 

A humanoid super race is colonizing the galaxy. When they get to Earth, it is so polluted, corrupt, and controlled by Big Pharma, they have to send in an engineer to fix everything else Earth will corrupt the whole galaxy.

 

For me, it was an outstanding read even though most book critics hated the 10 book series. I read it as satire about psychology, psychiatry, Big Pharma, and government corruption and laughed my a$$ off. While there is no direct mention of Scientology, you can definitely see where it came from. 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_Earth_(novel_series)

 

about 4K pages in the hardcover editions.

 

 

[RodH 2,704]

Does it star Tom Cruise?

[Sk1Bum 6,037]

10 minutes ago, Rod H said:

Does it star Tom Cruise?

 

He might not have to act.

[Sk1Bum 6,037]

On 4/16/2019 at 1:07 AM, danowood said:

https://www.upliftingtoday.com/2018/07/doctors-warn-women-that-they-should-not-put-wasps-nests-in-their-vaginas/?fbclid=IwAR3ZH5uavLyRZX37AEufudU9E6k4njSlfBR6zyEasr8WIiiQrob8ir4luUk  

 

My second wife was like sleeping with a hornet's nest. Does that count?

[Daddyjt 4,269]

 

 

https://www.foxnews.com/world/israel-bank-robbery-avocado-grenade

[Sk1Bum 6,037]

23 minutes ago, Daddyjt said:

 

 

https://www.foxnews.com/world/israel-bank-robbery-avocado-grenade

 

The comments on this are pretty funny.

 

"Give me the money or I'll guacamole this place."

[Brian_at_HHH 1,085]

It was a 9mm Guac!

[Sk1Bum 6,037]

But what I want to know, was it kosher?

[AndrewJohn 2,736]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/10/us/motorcyclist-killed-lightning-florida-trnd/index.html