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7 hours ago, Daddyjt said:

There’s got to be a movie script in here somewhere....

 

TOO funny.  The headline was hilarious enough, but our comment totally made it!!  ?

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BLOODY IDIOTS Bungling Extinction Rebellion eco-warriors cover themselves and street in 400 gallons of fake blood after losing control of hose when trying to spray the Treasury

 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10058006/extinction-rebellion-fake-blood-treasury-london/

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Elvis lookalike steals fake vagina from NZ sex shop

 

A man bearing a strong resemblance to Elvis Presley has been accused of stealing a fake vagina from a New Zealand sex shop, prompting a police investigation.

The Elvis lookalike allegedly stole the prosthesis from the Peaches and Cream sex store in suburban Auckland after a failed attempt to purchase it.

"He was very energetic and erratic, going around the shop, talking a lot... he brought a sex toy called 'Like a Virgin' up to the counter but his card declined," staff member Kat Maher told stuff.co.nz.

Maher said the man -- whose Elvis-like characteristics included slicked-back black hair and large sunglasses, incongruously teamed with a high-visibility vest -- then ran out of the shop with the NZ$100 ($62) sex toy in hand.

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19 hours ago, danowood said:

 

I started to call it a booby trap, but that doesn't quite work. :D

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Thought this might go in the Jalopnik thread..., then, decided this would be better...

 

Dallas Exterminator Treats '5 to 10' Ride Share Cars A Week For Bed Bug Infestations

 

Link to article:  https://jalopnik.com/dallas-exterminator-treats-5-to-10-ride-share-cars-a-we-1841912768  

 

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This one has me giggling and looking for munchies.

 

LA’s cannabis dispensaries deemed ‘essential’ under emergency coronavirus order
By Associated PressMarch 20, 2020 | 12:18am
 

https://nypost.com/2020/03/20/las-cannabis-dispensaries-deemed-essential-under-emergency-coronavirus-order/

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13 hours ago, Sk1Bum said:

This one has me giggling and looking for munchies.

 

LA’s cannabis dispensaries deemed ‘essential’ under emergency coronavirus order
By Associated PressMarch 20, 2020 | 12:18am
 

https://nypost.com/2020/03/20/las-cannabis-dispensaries-deemed-essential-under-emergency-coronavirus-order/

 

In California, it's "essential" to get stoned, but not go to work. 

 

I am really confused, or times have completely passed me by.

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