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7 hours ago, Daddyjt said:

There’s got to be a movie script in here somewhere....


TOO funny.  The headline was hilarious enough, but our comment totally made it!!  ?

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Elvis lookalike steals fake vagina from NZ sex shop


A man bearing a strong resemblance to Elvis Presley has been accused of stealing a fake vagina from a New Zealand sex shop, prompting a police investigation.

The Elvis lookalike allegedly stole the prosthesis from the Peaches and Cream sex store in suburban Auckland after a failed attempt to purchase it.

"He was very energetic and erratic, going around the shop, talking a lot... he brought a sex toy called 'Like a Virgin' up to the counter but his card declined," staff member Kat Maher told stuff.co.nz.

Maher said the man -- whose Elvis-like characteristics included slicked-back black hair and large sunglasses, incongruously teamed with a high-visibility vest -- then ran out of the shop with the NZ$100 ($62) sex toy in hand.

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