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This might be fun. I'm going to start with a shamelessly stolen facebook meme, but there's lots of wiggle room here. Something else is thinking you knew the lyrics, but you had them all wrong, songs notorious for folks getting the lyrics wrong, that sort of thing. 

 

The first:

 

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Interesting game.

 

(Dancing in the moonlight - King Harvest)

"We hide from other folks on sight
When that panic is full and tight
It's a super-un-natural fright
Everybody was runnin’ for the Purell site

Everybody tryin’ to get out of sight
They don't have to bark and they don't have to bite
If your mask is loose, you can’t survive the fight
Everybody was hidin’ from their Covid fright…"

 

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This one is pretty dark...

 CCR's Proud Mary.

 

Left a big mob in the city

Runnin' from the bug ev'ry night and day

And I never had one minute of sleepin'

Worryin' 'bout the way things might have to be

Covid keeps on killin'

Bodies keep on burnin'

Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river

Dug a lot of plots in Memphis

Pumped a lot of drugs down in New Orleans

But I never saw the good side of the sickness

'Til I hitched a ride on a hospital bed queen

Covid keeps on killin’

Bodies keep on burnin'

Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river

Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river

If you come down with the fever

Bet you gonna find some people who hide

You don't have to worry 'cause you have no money

People on the river are running’ scared

Covid keeps on killing’

Bodies keep on burnin'

Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river

Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river

Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river

Dyin’, dyin’,dyin’ on the river

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To the tune of "I Just Want To Celebrate"

 

I just want to vaccinate for the covid bug today
I just want to vaccinate so I ain't afraid of the spray.
I put my faith in the media 
But the media let me down
So I turned the channel
And I carry on, anyhow


That's why I'm telling you
I just want to vaccinate, yeah, yeah
For the covid bug today, yeah
I just want to vaccinate for another day of life

 

Had my hand on the Charmin
And the Charmin flew away
But the old hand towel is cleanin on me
And it will be OK.


That's why I'm telling you
I just want to vaccinate, yeah, yeah
For the covid bug today, yeah
I just want to vaccinate so I ain't afraid of the spray.
I just want to vaccinate for the covid bug today.

Don't let it all get you down, no, no
Don't let it turn you around and around and around, no
 

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I feel horrible about this, honestly.

 

Nineteen Hundred and Eighty Five

Paul McCartney

Oh no one left alive in Covid-1985, will ever do
She can't get flight
She can't get wine
She may get sick but she won't get swine
'Cause I got flu
Oh, oh Y, oh oh Y

Well I just can't enough of that sweet TP
My little lady wipes her behind
(Wash it, baby, don't touch it)

Oh my mama said the virus would come
And I would find myself in bed with flu
I didn't think
I fever dreamed
That I would be around, to see it all come unglued
Whoa oh oh Y, oh oh Y

Well I just can't get enough of that sweet TP
My little lady wipes her behind

Ah no one left alive in Covid-1985, will ever do
She can't get flight
She can't get wine
She may get sick but she won't get swine
'Cause I got flu
Oh oh Y, oh oh Y

Well I just can't get enough of that sweet TP
My little lady wipes her behind

 

 

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Moved from the incorrect thread. sorry about that!

 

And a turn to the dark side (Steely Dan's Hey 19)

 

Way back when we were in Wuhan
I was the dandy of the wet market
Sweet things from bat caves
So young and tender
Barbequed so light and lively
Where the hell’s my mask

 

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Covid-19
No, we can't dance together (We can't dance together)
No, we can't touch at all
Please leave me alone when you slide on down

 

Covid-19
That's not the cold virus
Can’t take it down with a shot of whiskey
It's hard times befallen
The sole survivors
She thinks I'm crazy
But I'm just growin' old

 

Covid-19
No, we’re not the common sniffles
And we can't dance together
No, we can't touch at all
Please leave me along when you slide on down

 

Try’in Cuervo Gold
Maybe some fine Colombian
Make tonight a survivable thing
(Say it again)
Try Cuervo Gold
Maybe some fine Colombian
Make tonight a survivable thing
Lots of Cuervo Gold
Lines of fine Colombian
Make tonight a less frightfull thing

 

No, we can't dance together
No, we can't touch at all…

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Dexys Midnight runners - Come on Eileen... 'cause none of you went there.

 

Covid-19
There is no vaccine

At least yet - not today anyway
We’re told to hide by the radio
But we haven’t been told a million are gone (just yet)
Our mothers cried, sang along, who thy gonna blame?

You're boned (so boned now)
So boned (so boned again)
Now I must cleanse more than ever
Covid-19
Too ra loo ra too ra loo rye aye
And we can sing just like our fathers

Covid-19, oh I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you scare everything
You in that mess, my thoughts I confess
Verge on hysterically
Ah, Covid-19

Yeah Covid-19

These people 'round here
Were beaten down, eyes sunk in mask covered face
They're resigned to what their fate is
But not us (no, never), no, not us (no, never)
We are far to young and clever
(Remember)
Too ra loo ra too ra loo rye aye
And you'll hum this tune forever…

Covid-19, oh, I swear (what he means)
Ah, come on let's cover with latex everything
That pretty Tyvek dress, 19 (tell him yes)
Ah, come on let's, ah, Covid-19
That pretty tyvek dress, 19 (tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah, Covid-19, please

Covid-19, too rye aye
Covid-19, too rye aye
Now you're full blown
Now you have shown
Covid-19

Said, come on, 19
These things they are real and I know
How you feel
Now I must say more than ever
Things 'round here have changed
I say, too ra loo ra, too raloo rye aye

Covid-19
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you scare everything
You in that Tyvek dress, my thoughts I confess
Verge on insanity
Ah, Covid-19

Oh, Covid-19
Oh, I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you scare everything
In that Tyvek dress, oh, my thoughts I confess
Well, they're scaring me!
Covid-19

Covid-19!

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