Balok 1,299 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 You always complain that you can't ever have a day off and then when you do have a day off you are here anyway. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,174 Posted April 30, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted April 30, 2021 How many times do I have to tell you??? It doesn't go there. It goes here! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nahash5150 9,012 Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share Posted April 30, 2021 "Ever since I got unfucked by what he said I feel so much better now." 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,174 Posted April 30, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted April 30, 2021 Why would I want fries with a pizza? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodH 4,790 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Wow! She's very flexible. 2 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodH 4,790 Posted May 1, 2021 Share Posted May 1, 2021 How the hell did you get that in there? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJohn 5,624 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 I have to have the blinds aimed up, to reflect light from the sky, back out the window. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,174 Posted May 2, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted May 2, 2021 If that coffee was any stronger, I'd call it Atlas. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,335 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Can you say "thermal shock?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nahash5150 9,012 Posted May 2, 2021 Author Share Posted May 2, 2021 "Dude he's got so much in there it'll take weeks to dry out." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,174 Posted May 2, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted May 2, 2021 "If you don't stop it, I'll show you another use for that wooden spoon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dadvw 2,595 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Call me back later (from my almost 3 granddaughter to her aunt) because she was watching a video on Nana’s phone. Never heard her say that before........grin 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie 16,354 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 "You don't really need that toe, do you?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,174 Posted May 3, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted May 3, 2021 16 minutes ago, Charlie said: "You don't really need that toe, do you?" Your response should be something like "You can tell me after the ass kicking I'm about to serve you." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodH 4,790 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 "I am not equipped to f*** you" You figure out where that came from.................. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,174 Posted May 4, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted May 4, 2021 34 minutes ago, RodH said: "I am not equipped to f*** you" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilDent 1,513 Posted May 4, 2021 Share Posted May 4, 2021 On 4/30/2021 at 3:45 PM, Nahash5150 said: "Ever since I got unfucked by what he said I feel so much better now." This reminds of the classic Full Metal Jacket quote from the late R. Lee Army "You had best unf*ck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck!” 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nahash5150 9,012 Posted May 4, 2021 Author Share Posted May 4, 2021 "You can pull a lot of cores out of those krabbles." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maytag 688 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Contact tracing requires you to go back to your room 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,174 Posted May 6, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted May 6, 2021 Ya think they shoulda put the water in the pool first? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nahash5150 9,012 Posted May 6, 2021 Author Share Posted May 6, 2021 "People are losing everything little by little but at least that bitch 'cares'..." 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,174 Posted May 6, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted May 6, 2021 "EWWWWWWWW. This doggie doo bag has a hole in it." "Be thankful Bruiser's a Pom and not a Great Dane." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJohn 5,624 Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 "You got too many vacation days..., you should burn those off and take 3 day weekends for the rest of the summer. But first, can you get this (time-sink) project here done..., no one else here knows how to do it..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrummerJuice 1,275 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 F**k! F**k! F**k! (I knocked one of my Magnepans over on it's face! SLAM!) Rushed them to my Maggie DR. DOA! 🤮 Guess I'm buying the LRS! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maytag 688 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Look for the car that smells like Chinese food and disappointment 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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