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How many times do I have to tell you??? It doesn't go there. It goes here!

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If that coffee was any stronger, I'd call it Atlas.

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"If you don't stop it, I'll show you another use for that wooden spoon."

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Call me back later (from my almost 3 granddaughter to her aunt) because she was watching a video on Nana’s phone. Never heard her say that before........grin

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16 minutes ago, Charlie said:

"You don't really need that toe, do you?"

 

Your response should be something like "You can tell me after the ass kicking I'm about to serve you."

 

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34 minutes ago, RodH said:

"I am not equipped to f*** you"

 

 

 

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On 4/30/2021 at 3:45 PM, Nahash5150 said:

"Ever since I got unfucked by what he said I feel so much better now."

This reminds of the classic Full Metal Jacket quote from the late R. Lee Army "You had best unf*ck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck!”

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Ya think they shoulda put the water in the pool first?

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"EWWWWWWWW. This doggie doo bag has a hole in it."

 

"Be thankful Bruiser's a Pom and not a Great Dane."

 

 

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"You got too many vacation days..., you should burn those off and take 3 day weekends for the  rest of the summer.  But first, can you get this (time-sink) project here done..., no one else here knows how to do it..."

 

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