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You always complain that you can't ever have a day off and then when you do have a day off you are here anyway.  

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We're not allowed to do that any more.  Do you know who is?

Damn roomba is tangled up in the speaker wires again. 

Stop humping your brother!

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How many times do I have to tell you??? It doesn't go there. It goes here!

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If that coffee was any stronger, I'd call it Atlas.

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"If you don't stop it, I'll show you another use for that wooden spoon."

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16 minutes ago, Charlie said:

"You don't really need that toe, do you?"

 

Your response should be something like "You can tell me after the ass kicking I'm about to serve you."

 

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On 4/30/2021 at 3:45 PM, Nahash5150 said:

"Ever since I got unfucked by what he said I feel so much better now."

This reminds of the classic Full Metal Jacket quote from the late R. Lee Army "You had best unf*ck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck!”

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