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"Yes Mom. I know it's Mother's Day, but I'm not going to put standoff bars on your walker."

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A merkin is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by sex workers after shaving their mons pubis, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women.

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That's a common scam, just putting it out there....

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15 hours ago, RodH said:

A merkin is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by sex workers after shaving their mons pubis, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women.

Hence the reason why pubic lice is on the endangered species list! 

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brazilian-bikini-wax-making-crab-lice-endangered/#:~:text="We put the flag out,are becoming an endangered species."

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Damn that's a big hole.

Damn that's a big hole.

 

 

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Damn! That boy is about as sharp as a marble.

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