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14 hours ago, iamjohngalt said:

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B-minor is a much easier key to play in, than if it were "C-major"...

 

(musicians will get this...)

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I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally, I thought about an age-old question:
Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.

 

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On 4/5/2024 at 8:31 AM, AndrewJohn said:

 

B-minor is a much easier key to play in, than if it were "C-major"...

 

(musicians will get this...)

 

  You are all wrong. It looks like a case of C sharp minor.

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9 hours ago, 4krow said:

You are all wrong. It looks like a case of C sharp minor.

 

Ahh, you make a good point.   Well, truth is..., it depends on the instrument.  Fingering patterns, say, on a violin, vs a piano, vs a clarinet..., can vary the actual "most difficult"... 😉  

 

You are right, I over-generalized.  Pianists generally feel that C-major on the keyboard, is the most difficult (or annoying?) to play on the piano..., for them.  

 

I hated b-flat major..., on stringed instruments..., but that was my personal sense.

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1 hour ago, AndrewJohn said:

 

Ahh, you make a good point.   Well, truth is..., it depends on the instrument.  Fingering patterns, say, on a violin, vs a piano, vs a clarinet..., can vary the actual "most difficult"... 😉  

 

You are right, I over-generalized.  Pianists generally feel that C-major on the keyboard, is the most difficult (or annoying?) to play on the piano..., for them.  

 

I hated b-flat major..., on stringed instruments..., but that was my personal sense.

 

 

  I'm sure that bugs dislike B-flat major, so I concur.

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On 4/7/2024 at 8:04 AM, 4krow said:

 

 

  I'm sure that bugs dislike B-flat major, so I concur.

 

what are you guys talking about?.   The signature shows F# and C# which is the key of D.  the relative minor of D is B minor.  same notes in the scale.

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3 hours ago, Balok said:

 

what are you guys talking about?.   The signature shows F# and C# which is the key of D.  the relative minor of D is B minor.  same notes in the scale.

 

 

None of that matters if Thelonious Monk is at the keyboard.

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