compwaco 1,129 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sk1Bum 9,803 Posted June 28, 2018 Share Posted June 28, 2018 AOL is suing the #MeToo movement for copyright infringement. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dav-Em 335 Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sk1Bum 9,803 Posted July 15, 2018 Share Posted July 15, 2018 18 minutes ago, Dav-Em said: This one is a bit young for the walk of shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4krow 5,010 Posted July 16, 2018 Share Posted July 16, 2018 23 hours ago, Dav-Em said: On 7/15/2018 at 10:39 AM, Dav-Em said: Thanks for the video. It seems that I owe a bunch of guys over the years a big apology by not letting them 'explain'. Ok then, off to the cemetery I go.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compwaco 1,129 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 On 11/10/2013 at 9:33 PM, TNRabbit said: That was great, Gene~ I second that, Gene What event finally happened to Pinocchi0 that convinced him that he was made of wood? His hand caught Fire! "I'm a Real Boy" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) What do you call four of "those Spanish speaking People" stuck in "Quick Sand"? "Quattro Sinko" Edited August 1, 2018 by randog311 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) Mick Jagger said: "Hey you, get off of my cloud"... What did the Scotsman say? "Hey Mccloud, get of of my Ewe" Edited August 1, 2018 by randog311 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Circuits & Concepts 311 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Grandpa The Gambler The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.... The auditor said, "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable." "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?" The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." Grandpa says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet." Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. "Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between." The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he ends up urinating all over the auditor's desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. "Are you okay?" the auditor asks. "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddmaster 957 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 A man saw a Lion in the bush and kneeled down and started praying. When he open his eyes he was surprised to see the Lion kneeling down in front of him praying too. What a shock. The man asked the Lion, are you a Christian too? The Lion said no Stupid, don’t you pray before you eat? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Why an Electronics Engineer shouldn't change careers and become a Surgeon... Now as a Surgeon in the Operating Room: "Let's shut down all his body functions, then start them up again"... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Did you hear about the two Cannibals chowing down on a Clown? One asks the other: "Does this taste FUNNY to you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddyjt 8,587 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Asiana Airlines July 6 2013 San Francisco plane crash KTVU reported LIVE... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmclgO6w0C0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Original Randy Joke (remember, it's just a JOKE Son): What did the Card-Ass-e-ans neighbor say? I can see a "Tranny" from my house... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 What did the music conductor name his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Ya'll probably wondering why my left eye is partially closed. Well what happened was this: Last night as my wife was finishing the dinner dishes, I was standing behind her. All I said was, "Would you like to go out, girl?" Without even turning around my wife said, "Oh yes, I'd love to.... We had a wonderful evening and later, she thanked me for surprising her with a night out. Everything was going along so great until I said that: "I was actually talking to the dog"... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,607 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Bad @randog311 - BAD BAD @randog311 - Extra biscuit for you! I don't know where you are getting these, but I almost hurt myself laughing at the conductor one it was so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Good to see at least a few Menbers here have a sence of Humor ? I will throw out a Bone occasionally ? If you like "Dark Conedy", I can reccomend "Very Bad Things" with Cameron Diaz. Best to watch with a couple of friends and some Beers??????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 4, 2018 Share Posted August 4, 2018 Time for another Randy original JOKE... Disclaimer: No offense intended towards any Religion... Saddam Hussein had two sons (well documented), Uday & Qusay... JOKE: Did you know that Saddam Hussein had third son (Fiction) from an encounter with a Jewish woman? Oh Vey! IE: Uday, Qusay and OyVey Enjoy... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,190 Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 Do you how to tell when it was time for bed @ mj s "never-mind-ranch"? When the BIG hand touched the little hand.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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