randog311 6,863 Posted October 22, 2019 Share Posted October 22, 2019 If a Trans Lesbian is Married to a Bisexual... Does that make them a "BLT"? Found this on a Trans Joke Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddyjt 8,354 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,497 Posted October 25, 2019 Share Posted October 25, 2019 @Daddyjt, do we have to have the "no selfies" talk, again? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddyjt 8,354 Posted November 12, 2019 Share Posted November 12, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compwaco 1,084 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,497 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Bad @compwaco! Bad Bad @compwaco! No Hollandaise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrummerJuice 1,275 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 I'm searching for some new bookshelf speakers for the bedroom and stumbled upon this! (Please excuse the foul language) Ouch! Lol 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrummerJuice 1,275 Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrummerJuice 1,275 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddyjt 8,354 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 I actually took this photo in downtown SLC last week... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJohn 6,259 Posted December 23, 2019 Share Posted December 23, 2019 13 hours ago, Daddyjt said: I actually took this photo in downtown SLC last week... Talk about making extra work for yourself... With all the wrench-turning it took to part out that bike …, you'd think they would have unbolted the bike rack from the pavement... Only 4 nuts, and you have the bike in assembled condition... Darwin in action? Perhaps... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 6,863 Posted December 24, 2019 Share Posted December 24, 2019 Math Teacher: How much is Gram? Student: Uhmn, it depends on what you want? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,272 Posted December 30, 2019 Community Admin Share Posted December 30, 2019 @randog311 This is not funny, and you are pushing further disciplinary actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man 4,756 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Randog - A Jester award means funny. Not obscene, not confrontational, not in blatant conflict with the rules that all of us live by here. Read a few hundred of RodH's posts for great examples. If you think you will garner "crowd support" with this type of behavior you are seriously mistaken. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,497 Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 I can't claim this one as original, but it seemed to fit, and be worth posting. In a little over a day, for the first time in my life, I will be seeing 20 20 ! 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,272 Posted December 30, 2019 Community Admin Share Posted December 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Brian_at_HHH said: I can't claim this one as original, but it seemed to fit, and be worth posting. In a little over a day, for the first time in my life, I will be seeing 20 20 ! My boss made a similar joke a couple of weeks ago when I told him I'm retiring soon. We banter something like this: Boss: "What can I do to help?" Me: "More money" Boss: "Less money" Me: "OK, I'm retiring in 2 weeks. You have my notice." This time, boss answered, "You have to wait until 2021. Everyone knows hindsight is 2020." I really bragged him up for that one. Then I asked him where he stole it from. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie 16,421 Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchitch 3,224 Posted January 4, 2020 Share Posted January 4, 2020 This actually made me LOL 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJohn 6,259 Posted February 4, 2020 Share Posted February 4, 2020 Darling, Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Ford F-150 when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the Ford F-150 fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. I missed our bikes. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. XX PS-- Your girlfriend phoned. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sKiZo 186 Posted February 6, 2020 Share Posted February 6, 2020 Let me lower the bar here with my favorite blonde joke: Blonde standing on the bank of a river sees another blonde standing on the other side. Yells, "HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?" Other blonde yells back ... "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!" (ba dump dump) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compwaco 1,084 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,497 Posted February 7, 2020 Share Posted February 7, 2020 Not sure whether to laugh or cry at that one @compwaco! The one thing nobody told me about getting old was that every morning the floor is further down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maytag 748 Posted February 8, 2020 Share Posted February 8, 2020 If three members of the band are in the backseat of the car, then who is driving? A cop.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 6,863 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 What's with Doomsday Idiot's buying up all the Toilet Paper? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 6,863 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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