oakley104 460 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 Too Good !!! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,272 Posted April 16, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted April 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, oakley104 said: Too Good !!! Here's one to add: I learned sympathy by listening to the guy in line behind me at the urinal squirm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodH 4,802 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 So your back pockets did not get 'damp'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,272 Posted April 16, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted April 16, 2021 No, but there were puddles on the floor. I stepped around them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcl 3,070 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakley104 460 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 So true..... 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,272 Posted May 12, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted May 12, 2021 Digging around in some old document backups, I found this list of Bad Career Choices. I mentioned it a few days (weeks?) ago in another thread. Bad First Career Choices Teddy Kennedy Limosine Service Dick Cheney Guide Service Michael Jackson Day Care Center Rush Limbaugh Pain Management Center Monica Lewinski Dry Cleaners Willie Nelson Tax Service Wesley Snipes Tax Service Michael Tyson Financial Planning Bobby Knight Anger Management Center Halle Berry Driving School Jesse Jackson Speech Therapy Madalyn Murray O'Hair School of Divinity Robert Blake Marriage Counseling O. J. Simpson Marriage Counseling Karen Carpenter School of the Culinary Arts Ike Turner Women's Shelter George W Bush Mensa Preparation Center Star Jones Fitness Center Hillary Clinton Charm School William Jefferson Clinton Finishing School for Girls 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJohn 6,259 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakley104 460 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodH 4,802 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcl 3,070 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodH 4,802 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 I know a guy like that..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,272 Posted May 24, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted May 24, 2021 So Demi Lovato has come out as "non-binary." Does that make her analog? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,497 Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 26 minutes ago, Sk1Bum said: So Demi Lovato has come out as "non-binary." Does that make her analog? Hex? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,272 Posted May 24, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted May 24, 2021 Hexed is probably correct. Prolly by the Wicked Witch of the West... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakley104 460 Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Do not have any personal experience with this topic, asking for a friend..... 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4krow 3,845 Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 5 minutes ago, oakley104 said: Do not have any personal experience with this topic, asking for a friend..... Hell, I put up the fence before I MET the neighbors. Good thing too. One asked if I was building it high enough so that he couldn't see my wife's tits. That didn't end well. He moved soon after that. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchitch 3,224 Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 23 minutes ago, 4krow said: One asked if I was building it high enough so that he couldn't see my wife's tits. Each year you can lower the height of the fence! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcl 3,070 Posted June 3, 2021 Share Posted June 3, 2021 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodH 4,802 Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 Bought the dog a new chew toy. Now the Jehovah's Witness's don't knock on my door anymore. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Community Admin Sk1Bum 9,272 Posted June 12, 2021 Community Admin Share Posted June 12, 2021 1 hour ago, RodH said: Now the Jehovah's Witness's don't knock on my door anymore. I answered the door naked once. That worked too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,497 Posted June 12, 2021 Share Posted June 12, 2021 I've learned an unexpected benefit of having a houseful of black cats is to keep them well away, along with pretty much every other religious group! 😸 And you should see how fast they disappear if they haven't noticed, and I answer the door with one of my little "greeters!" Heh heh! I almost enjoy them coming, now. 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJohn 6,259 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakley104 460 Posted June 13, 2021 Share Posted June 13, 2021 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Receiver2000 1,779 Posted June 29, 2021 Share Posted June 29, 2021 CELEBRITIES ON SEX There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500” - Frank Sinatra "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - George Burns "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." - Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." - Robin Williams "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" - Dustin Hoffman - "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!" - Jerry Seinfeld "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time." - Robin Williams "It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom. " - Joan Rivers - Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful, and natural experiences money can buy. - Steve Martin You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life. - Bob Hope "Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." - Oscar Wilde 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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