Charlie 16,421 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 When the Boogyman goes to bed, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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itchitch 3,235 Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 There are two things going on here... 1. You have to be familiar with Squid Games 2. You have to have recently had a dependent applying to colleges... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Receiver2000 1,781 Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchitch 3,235 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 what’s wrong with this chart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maskinisten 58 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 The Norwegian government Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJohn 6,281 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Heard from an international friend of mine... "Those Aussies aren't known to produce the top-rated tennis players in the world, but they sure know how to return a Serb." 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 6,866 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 I walked down to the local Grocery Store and came across a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags... I asked her, are you an Orphan? She said: Yes, what gave me away? I replied: Your Parents... Then I proceeded to Pray for Her... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oakley104 460 Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 A buddy of mine has 2 Super Bowl tix, 40 yard line. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. Prob bc of the extra game this year. If you’re interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place...It's at Calvary church in San Clemente at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Receiver2000 1,781 Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Funny 😄 The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius! The query: Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed: Desperate The response (that came weeks later out of the blue)… Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the Tears application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0. Good Luck Tech Support 🤣🤣🤣 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewJohn 6,281 Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her. Then he married the one with the biggest boobs. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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