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randog311

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  1. Jefferson Airplane White Rabbit Korn Twisted Transistor
  2. Jethro Tull Locomotive Breath The Offspring "Self Esteem"
  3. Everlast White Trash Beautiful MUSHROOMHEAD CRAZY (Seal / Cover) ELP Lucky Man Mike + The Mechanics "Don't"
  4. King Crimson The Court of the Crimson King
  5. How do you tell if the Audiophile is sitting in "the sweet spot" and his chair is perfectly level? He's drooling out of both sides of his mouth...
  6. It remains a puzzle why the word "Bra" is singular? and the word "Panties" is plural?
  7. Hurt Johnny Cash https://youtu.be/SmVAWKfJ4Go
  8. https://youtu.be/JT2SsWOCoEw Not an Addict K's Choice
  9. Dad: "GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!" Child: "storms off": "JIM MORRISON WAS OVER RATED!" Dad: "WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS?"
  10. Finally they have a Parking Space reserved at the Grocery Store for the Fat Guy that likes to Grill ? https://me.me/i/finally-they-have-a-parking-spot-for-fat-guys-that-6b8824a5db07414d90f1884abffc0e7a
  11. If Twitter, Facebook & You Tube ever merge... It would be called: "You Twit Face" Finally they have a Parking Space reserved at the Grocery Store for Fat Guyscthat like to Grill ?
  12. I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime I want...
  13. Time flies like an Arrow, Fruit flies like a Banana...
  14. THIS RECORD BREAKING HEAT MAKES IT HARDER THAN USUAL TO BE FAT.
  15. Spouse of an Audiophile: Let me get this Straight, you spent $2,000 on a new set of Speaker Cables because "You can HEAR the difference ", yet you can't hear me CALLING you from the KITCHEN?
  16. If I was stuck on a Desert Island with only One Record, I would want it to be the Record for being able to swim the farthest...
  17. My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming Anniversary, she said that she wanted something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in under 3 seconds... I bought her a new Bathroom Scale... That's when the fight started...
  18. A Magician from Spain tells the audience that he will disappear on the count of 3... He says: "Uno, Dos..." *Poof* ...He disappears without a "Tres"...
  19. I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to be a Vegetarian... Do people that "Run" know that we aren't food anymore?
  20. What did the Zen Master say to the hotdog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?
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