A man is in a bitter divorce he takes the life savings a buys a sports car and is flying down the highway ,a police pursuit ensues he doesn't stop at first and then finally does.
The cop is angry and says that he doesn't need this crap at the end of a long shift and tells him he's going to jail unless he has good excuse.
Well the man says ,two weeks ago my wife left me for a cop and I thought you were trying to bring her back. The cop said, have a nice day