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  1. Age and Womanhood 1. Between the ages of 13 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. 3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explored, breathtakingly beautiful, and free with her resources. 4. Between the ages of 46 and 56, she is like Europe, exhausted but still has points of interest. 5. After 56 she is like Australia, everybody knows it's down there, but who cares? Age and Manhood 1. Between 16 and 26: Tri-weekly 2. Between 27 and 46: Try weekly 3. Over 47: Try weakly
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    Another supposed cure bites the dust.... http://www.bbc.com/future/article/20200327-can-you-kill-coronavirus-with-uv-light
  3. Android API lets apps collect a list of all other installed apps, no permission needed... https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2020/03/4000-android-apps-silently-access-your-installed-software/
  4. If you have or plan to have a sizeable collection of music, then Music Collection will help you archive and manage your albums easily... https://www.freewarefiles.com/The-Music-Collection_program_71163.html
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    After a two year long study, the National Science foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreational preferences. 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level or service employees is: Bowling 3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football 4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball 5. The sport of choice for middle managers is: Tennis 6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf CONCLUSION: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls.......become.
  6. Carol Albert 'Stronger Now'
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    Middle Age

    Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. There are three signs of old age. The first is your loss of memory, the other two I forget. You're getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun a lot more work. Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are 5 women to every man Isn't that the darndest time for a guy to get those odds? You know you're getting on in years when the girls at the office start confiding in you. Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired. By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. Middle age is when you have stopped growing at both ends, and have begun to grow in the middle. Of course I'm against sin; I'm against anything that I'm too old to enjoy. A man has reached middle age when he is cautioned to slow down by his doctor instead of by the police. Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier. You know you're into middle age when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. At middle age, "getting a little action" means I don't need to take a laxative. Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress. You're getting old when getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. You're getting old when your wife gives up sex for Lent, and you don't know till the 4th of July. You're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before. The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out. Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. You know you're getting old when you stop buying green bananas. Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.
  8. As advanced as our species has become over the last two centuries, it seems we cannot elude the primal state of anxiety... https://brainworldmagazine.com/always-at-the-back-of-our-minds-exploring-the-science-of-anxiety/
  9. avast! Free Antivirus is a free complete ICSA certified antivirus software for home noncommercial use... https://www.freewarefiles.com/Avast-Home-Edition_program_2165.html
  10. Check out these free games in the App Store for a limited time... https://www.cnet.com/news/get-your-free-download-of-monument-valley-2-and-10-other-ios-games-this-weekend
  11. Federal investigators in Russia have charged at least 25 people accused of operating a sprawling international credit card theft ring... https://krebsonsecurity.com/2020/03/russians-shut-down-huge-card-fraud-ring/
  12. James Try netstat -a -b from a command line to see if your network is working correctly as well as checking what is bound to port 4 & 43..
  13. Welcome to this week's overview of the best apps, games and extensions released for Windows 10 on the Microsoft Store in the past seven days.... https://betanews.com/2020/03/27/best-windows-10-apps-this-week-160/
  14. Until something disrupts the rhythm of life, most of us don’t stop to analyze why things are the way they are... http://physicsbuzz.physicscentral.com/2020/03/why-do-we-live-in-three-dimensional.html
  15. A new study about walking and liars and computers is bountiful for teachers who want their students to decide whether to believe bold claims... https://www.improbable.com/2020/03/20/is-this-true-the-liars-walk-detecting-deception-with-gait-and-gesture/
  16. Say goodbye to annoying ads... https://www.downloadcrew.com/article/34442-adblock_plus_for_microsoft_edge I loaded it up on the chromium-based Edge and it seems to do quite a job on ads and such; there is also a version for Firefox and Chrome....YMMV
  17. Microsoft today issued a new security advisory warning billions of Windows users of two new critical, unpatched zero-day vulnerabilities that could let hackers remotely take complete control over targeted computers... https://thehackernews.com/2020/03/windows-adobe-font-vulnerability.html
  18. Farbar Recovery Scan Tool, or FRST, is a free portable application designed to diagnose malware issues... https://www.majorgeeks.com/files/details/farbar_recovery_scan_tool_64_bit.html
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