Daddyjt 9,853 Posted Friday at 09:36 PM Posted Friday at 09:36 PM Aw man… this one hurts. Beyond a great actor, just an overall great human being… never caught up in Hollywood drama or BS - just a class act. Perhaps my favorite film of his is Lone Wolf Mcquade, but right on its heels would be Forced Vengeance. So many great action films from my childhood:-( Perhaps the most fitting eulogy for Mr Norris are the jokes, so here are a few of my favs: Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he bench-presses the earth… How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them… If Chuck Norris had been on the Titanic, the iceberg would have sank in the ocean… The boogeyman checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris… Chuck Norris doesn’t swim - the water pushes him along out of fear… Rest in peace sir - you will be missed…:-( 3 1
cuda 561 Posted Friday at 09:59 PM Posted Friday at 09:59 PM (edited) bummer he looked good still last I seen Edited Saturday at 03:46 PM by cuda
Sk1Bum 12,971 Posted Friday at 10:09 PM Posted Friday at 10:09 PM 31 minutes ago, Daddyjt said: The boogeyman checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris… Not only the boogeyman, Satan does too. Godspeed Mr. Norris. I'll watch a marathon of your work this weekend. Thank you! 2
Roland gs 19 Posted Friday at 11:41 PM Posted Friday at 11:41 PM RIP Chuck. He was one bad ass cat. Couple good ones. Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet. When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror there's no reflection because there's only one Chuck Norris. 3
Half Life 1,149 Posted Saturday at 09:31 AM Posted Saturday at 09:31 AM RIP Chuck. Always remember the classic fight scene between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. The best! 2
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