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Dnspy007

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  1. Hard Choice....All are great Movie's with the perfect choice of actor for the roll.........Mine as of now..
  2. As an airplane is about to crash.. A female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. She removes all her clothing and asks, Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,........Here, iron this...
  3. Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, My friend is dead! What can I do? The operator says, Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence.......... then a gun shot is heard............. Back on the phone, the guy says, OK, now what?
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