danowood 2,167 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sKiZo 186 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 LIVE FOREVER OR DIE TRYING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVMAN777 322 Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 "NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4krow 5,070 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Today is the oldest that I have ever been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddmaster 957 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Never pass up a bathroom Don't waste a hardon Never trust a fart Those are from the movie Bucket List Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sKiZo 186 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 The ground keeps getting farther away ... This comes to mind after spending a couple days crawling around under my car ... <G> Also why lately, I'm more into dragging a trailer around with the truck instead of with the motorcycle. Big difference between sleeping in a real full size bed and a tent - even if it DOES have an Aerobed, it's still a long way down to the floor. BEFORE > > AFTER .> > Betcha yall never thought a basic Ranger could haul a 26 foot camper. Helps that my CombiCamp only weighs in at 500 pounds ... it's MUCH bigger on the inside! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PDR 1,192 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Gout pills are a form of Viagra.... And here I thought it was all the exercise I've been doing lately..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loner_t 2,568 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 ... it's MUCH bigger on the inside! TARDIS has arrived... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jldeni 439 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional. Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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