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"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked 'em up."
Jamie Lee Curtis in A Fish Called Wanda
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"Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself.' And the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked 'em up."
Jamie Lee Curtis in A Fish Called Wanda

 
Excellent!   Applause
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Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*** the prom queen. Sean Connery, The Rock msp_thumbup.gif
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It shoots a 110 grain 45 cal, bullet.

It,s double set triggers and vernier sites.

It,s marked up to 1200 yards!

This one shoots a might ferver.

Quigly down under.

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"Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL."
Keir Dullea in 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Why Johnny Ringo...you look like somebody just walked over your grave. (Ringo) Fights not with you Holiday. (Doc) I beg to differ sir...we started a game we didn't finish, play for blood...remember? (Ringo) I was just foolin about. (Doc) I wasn't!.....TOMBSTONE
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"And you can tell Rolling Stone Magazine that my last words were....... I'M ON DRUGS!" ~ Billy Cruddup in Almost Famous.

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So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.   Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... F*ck off! 
 
Bullet Tooth Tony ~ Snatch 
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I just finished this movie minutes ago.  "Trouble With The Curve" with Clint Eastwood & Amy Adams

Looking at his dented Mustang:

"Mickey:  What happened here?

Gus: My garage is starting to shrink.

Mickey: I think I'll drive."

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"I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?" Robert De Niro in Meet the Parents
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"If you can't figure out who the sucker is in your first half hour at the table, then you're the sucker." ~ Matt Damon in Rounders.

  • 2 weeks later...
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Jules: Ahh, what the fuck's happening? Aw shit, man!

Vincent: Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face...

Jules: Why the fuck did you do that?

Vincent: Well I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!

Jules: Aww man, I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time but this-

Vincent: Just chill out, man! I told you it was an accident! You probably, you went over a bump or something...
 
Pulp Fiction
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On the subject of Tarantino films...:

 

"Now, if any of you sons of bitc^es got ANYTHING else to say, now's the phucking time!" ~ Lucy Liu in Kill Bill I
  • 7 months later...
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"If you were in your office right now, we'd be having this conversation face to face."

 

Matt Damon ~ Bourne Ultimatum

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"bunch a slack jawed phay-gutz around here! this stuff will make you a sexual tie-ran-asauras!". Jesse Ventura in Predator

  • 3 weeks later...
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A little later in the film -

 

DI Hartman "Private Pyle - do you honestly expect me to believe that you don't know your left from your right?"

 

Pyle "Sir, no sir!"

 

DI Hartman "Then you did that ON PURPOSE!"

 

  • 5 years later...
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Winston - “Jonathon, just walk away.”

Santino - “Yea Jonathan, just walk aw....”

 

~John Wick 2

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"So long, and thanks for all the fish." The dolphins message to humans in Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy. 

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