randog311 7,226 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 The Lord and Adam are hanging out together in the Garden of Eden, Adam says: "Lord, I've noticed that all of the Animals have Mates, could I also have a Mate?" Lord: "Yes Adam, but it will cost you an Arm & a Leg"... Adam thinks about it a bit and asks: " What can I get for a Rib?"... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 4 out of 5 people are said to SUFFER from Diarrhea... Does that mean that one enjoys it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 For Star Wars Fans... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Bomb threat at a Home Depot... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 I was playing Chess with a friend of Mine and he said: "Let's make this interesting"... So we quit playing Chess... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 I find it ironic that the colors Red, White and Blue stand for Freedom until you see them flashing behind you... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichP714 3,152 Posted March 28, 2019 Share Posted March 28, 2019 51 minutes ago, randog311 said: That's too on point to be funny dude; I live in Nebraska, and the potholes have taken a turn for the worse since they switched from salted sand to liquid ice melt 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,610 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 2 hours ago, RichP714 said: That's too on point to be funny dude; I live in Nebraska, and the potholes have taken a turn for the worse since they switched from salted sand to liquid ice melt Too true - around here, driving straight's an automatic DUI - you'd have to be drunk to not constantly swerve around the cauldron holes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danowood 2,167 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 (edited) https://www.facebook.com/ motor cycle joke.mp4 Edited March 29, 2019 by danowood 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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randog311 7,226 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 My Drug Test came back Negative... My Dealer sure has some splainin to do... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danowood 2,167 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,610 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 While not exactly a joke, I'm sure many of you, at least, will find humour in this. One of my "precious" fur-kids has taken to doing this for attention: I apparently, now, have to pay a toll, to use my own bathroom, sigh! And yes, she usually does it when time is of the essence. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian_at_HHH 2,610 Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 2 hours ago, randog311 said: And that would be why I let the tech's on this site go inside my equipment, while I stay on the knob and button side. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Did Noah include "Termites" on the Ark? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danowood 2,167 Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 If I wanted to kill myself... I'd climb your Ego and Jump your IQ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted May 14, 2019 Share Posted May 14, 2019 My Brother and I were at the Hospital visiting our Grandmother... My Brother says: "Grams, I can't stand to see you like this" Grams replies: "Well then get the Hell Out"!... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randog311 7,226 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 Aging Gracefully is the nice way of saying that you're slowly looking worse... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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randog311 7,226 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 My Wife and and I have reached the difficult decision that we don't want Children... If anybody does, please forward your contact information so that we can drop them off... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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