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compwaco

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  1. I hope this isn't a joke... http://www.columbiahouserecordclub.com/
  2. One of my favorite Zappa tunes...
  3. A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.” She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.” “Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that… 1) You have to be single and 2) You must be Catholic.” The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!” “OK” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.” The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you crying?” “Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.” The nun says, “That’s OK. My name is Ralph and I’m going to a Halloween party!”
  4. In addition to the Sheffield and DMP recordings I mentioned earlier, most of the Chesky recordings are also very good.
  5. The best recordings I have heard are from Sheffield Labs. Harry James, Amanda McBroom, & The Drum Record are all exceptional. (DMP recordings are also very good)
  6. They are all packed up and will go out in the morning. You should have them on Monday. I found an Eva Cassidy and threw that in to. Have a great weekend.
  7. Billwojo: If you PM me your address I'll send out some duplicate Diana Krall CD's I have.
  8. The 25 Best Two-Line Jokes Ever. 1. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. 2. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. 3. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. 4. How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, they're efficient and not very funny. 5. What do you call a dog with no legs. It doesn't matter; it's not going to come. 6. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay. You have my Word. 7. What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table. 8. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard. 9. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints. 10. I went to a really emotional wedding the other day. Even the cake was in tiers. 11. We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea. Runs in our jeans. 12. A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building. He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!" 13. A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar. The bartender gave it to her. 14. Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism. 15. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. 16. What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey. 17. To the handicapped guy who stole my bag - You can hide but you can't run. 18. I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish. 19. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life" But John came fifth, and won a toaster. 20. Q: How do you think the unthinkable? A: With an itheberg. 21. Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that. 22. I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist. 23. The first rule of Alzheimer's club, Is don't talk about chess club. 24. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. 25. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  9. Welcome! What other equipment will you be using with it? Might you have any pictures?
  10. Welcome! Stick around a while. This is a nice place. I like your cow... Where are you located?
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