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A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately." Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked. "Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. “And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

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This looks like Lynyrd Skynyrd...

I rough clean with Meguiar's Mirror Glaze 100 and then finish/polish with PlastX.

Congratulations Rod! That is a very cool new toy.

My numbers are changed to fix the duplicate...

Very nice... As much as I would like to have another new toy, reality says I would never use it. I will not be in and hopefully it will go to someone who can put it to good use. Thanks for the great karma!

These are fun. It might even out the sound on my back deck. How about 12... Thanks!

I like the multiple numbers... Let's try 209, 309, 409, 509, 609

I would like 41 please.

My upstairs bathroom has a storage cabinet with all of my misc. electronic supplies... Including electrical tape. (in 4 different colors)

Congratulations Steve! Very nice Karma.

I would like to be in with 56 please.