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"Someone's kidnaped justice and hidden it in the law" Hal Holbrook, The Star Chamber.
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"...and I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen to me".
Alex in A Clockwork Orange right before he passes out and falls face first into his dinner.
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"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."  Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers
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"Oh yeah, that'll buff right out"  
Boats, Trains & Aerosplanes:  John Candy to Steve Martin; surveying their damaged car after the asleep-at-wheel wrong-way run between two 18-wheelers on the freeway.  
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn.......  Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind.
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"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." Roddy Piper in They Live
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"Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man"  O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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relax my old man is a television repair man he has an ultimate set of tool I can fix it

 Sean Penn in  Fast Times At Ridgemont High when he wrecks the car.
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Anytime someones is introduced on TV and the person says " A great entertainer ". I always finish it with " A great entertainer, A great humanitarian and a Dear friend of mine for 25 years", Roy Scheider in the original 'All that Jazz'.

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"Man's gotta make a living somehow." A bounty hunter to Josey in a saloon.
 
"Dying ain't much of a living, boy." Josey to the bounty hunter, right before he kills him...
 
The Outlaw Josey Wales - Clint Eastwood
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"Go ahead, make my day"; Sudden Impact 1983, said by Harry Callahan played by Clint Eastwood.  Fourth film in the Dirty Harry series!  It was written by Charles B. Pierce.

 

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"What we've got here is....failure to communicate." Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke
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"Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so we are doing it"

 

John McClane

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From "The Cowboys"
 
John Wayne (Wil) to Bruce Dern (Asa)
 
Wil Andersen: I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.

Asa Watts: [smiles, shakes his head] I don't think so.

Wil Andersen: You will.
 
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"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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"I'm the goddamn paterfamilia!"

 

-O Brother, Whereart Thou? (one of my favorites of all time)

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"60% of the time, it works EVERY time..." Paul Rudd in Anchorman.

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Harlem Knights (Redd Foxx, Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, Della Reese).
 
Hi this is Richey, put your mother on the phone. Hi honey (to his wife), I'm never coming back home again." (After getting the best piece he ever had in life) 
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"Christ ! Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the phucking Peace Corps."
 
Bluto - Animal House 
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"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side 1 of Led Zeppelin IV."
Robert Romanus in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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Hellraiser.....

 

"Security Guard 1: Don't make us put some pain on you!

Pinhead: Pain? How dare you use that word?

Security Guard 2: He's got... pins in his head.

Pinhead: What you think of as pain is a shadow. Pain has a face. Allow me to show it to you. Gentlemen, I... Am... Pain"

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“Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.” A Bronx Tale.

 

 

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